Saturday, July 26, 2008

Favre on Ice





Now that the Green Bay Packers have officially told Brett Favre to go fuck himself, one wonders what the future Hall-of-Famer's next move will be. What exactly are Favre's options for further humiliating himself?

There have been reports that Favre might end up with the Jets. Appealingly degrading though this would be, I have an even better suggestion: Favre should play in Canada. The CFL, with its focus on passing, rough-riding, and multiples of 11, would be perfect for Brett's wide-open, country-boy, let's-crank-it-up-to-11 playing style. Plus, there's already a team with practically the exact same uniform as the Packers: the Edmonton Eskimos (see above). After the first couple of blows to the head, Favre would probably just think he was back on the frozen tundra, throwing to the guys in green and gold. Also, Edmonton is not exactly lacking in frozen tundra.

Think it over, Brett. I think this could make a lot of sense. Plus, I hear they have cheap prescription drugs up there.

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