Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"I'm going to kill your boyfriend" and other great pick up lines . . .


Kansas City Chief Larry Johnson is under investigation for purportedly spitting a drink in a woman's face after she proved uninterested in his advances at a night club on October 10. He also allegedly told her that he was going to kill her boyfriend.

Now, maybe he was simply misunderstood. Maybe, he just sneezed. Or maybe it was a really bad mangotini. I don't want to jump to conclusions . . . but then, yeah, actually, I do.

Larry Johnson should be kicked out of the league. Immediately. No trial. No due process. No nothing.

You see, this is the fourth time in five years he's been accused of assaulting women.

Call me "old fashioned" but this suggests to me that Larry Johnson is a "bad guy."

Of course, I'm not the NFL.

Usually, they like to wait and see if problems "work themselves out."

Just ask Pacman Jones: you don't really start to get in trouble until you reach the double digits in incidents with the police.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Commitment to Eczema

Scariest moment of the NFL season so far: Tom Brady's knee? Anquan Boldin's neck? No: Al Davis's face, hands down. That was a frightening press conference. He needs to get back to his seat at the organ underneath the Coliseum, stat.