Does Wisconsin Make You Stupid?

So, I hate to break up the fascinating discussion of English soccer by-laws and dead southern politicians and other deeply interesting (and totally relevant!) material that's been posted to the blog this week, but I have a new proposal related to actual American sports that I think you might find interesting:

Instead of having home-field advantage in the World Series determined by the winner of the All-Star Game (thanks Bud!), it should be determined by whether or not Brett Favre intends to come out of retirement at the moment the game ends. Year in and year out, this would make for a far less predictable, and thus much fairer, outcome than what we have under the current system.

Alternatively, any foul ball that strikes and kills Selig during the game automatically results in home-field advantage for the batter's league.