ESPN 2 Ruins My Life, Again

Dear ESPN 2,

What is wrong with you? Seriously.

I get home from work at 10, looking forward to watching the U.S.-Guatamala World Cup Qualifier. However, instead of the match, you are showing the tail end of the Ball State football game. Yes, you're right, they're 11-0. I should be awed. And, on a certain level, I am . . . that there is actually a school called Ball State and they have enough students to field a football team.

Anyway, being a saint, I decide to wait things out and eat some hummus. The Qualifier is to come on at the conclusion of the game. Maybe, I've been to harsh, I think; maybe this Ball State game isn't so bad after all. And then: Boom! on the bottom of the screen, you put up the outcome of the soccer match -- the one that I have been waiting to watch and the one that you are set to show in ten minutes.

Are you just incompetent or is this a plot to destroy me?

Your pal,

Dork 3