Rebuttal

Dork 3: I do not dispute that the world is full of effete, likely terrorist-sympathizing soccer fans, all of whom have demonstrably poor taste in leisure activity. My point, instead, was that this is AMERICA, where the likelihood of a telephone conversationalist inadvertently disclosing the score of some arcane match between the Gstaad Aperitifs and the Toulouse Fighting Dandies is about as high as Dennis Kucinich landing the Obama VP slot. Which is to say that it could happen--but first you'd see a massive outpouring of leftist elves taking to the streets and demanding political representation, so you'd be on notice.

Thank you, however, for noting the elegance of my broach.